I bought my first Tivo in 2002.  It was a great innovative product then, and I remained a loyal customer for years.   I brought my Tivo with me when I left Seattle three years ago and moved to LA.  I was happy with my Tivo service in LA.  I knew all the tricks and tips and Tivo was the only DVR at the time that was moving into the area of internet content and that allowed you to record your programs in one room and watch them in another.  I loved my Tivo boxes (I owned four!).

Then, about 8 months ago. the area where I lived moved to a third party satellite provider that would not work with Tivo and I was forced to use the standard DVR that they provided (for a fee).  I don’t know the back story on why some providers will not work with Tivo, so I’ll go to my default and blame Rupert Murdoch, although I have no proof to back up this claim   After a few painful months of spotty service and shows that didn’t record, I canceled the satellite service and went with the only cable provider available to me.  It was better than the other but still fell far short of Tivo’s excellent features and reliability.

Two weeks ago we moved, and much to my delight, my current cable provider was “Tivo friendly”.  One of the great things about Tivo is that you own the box.  If you move or change providers, you retain your boxes and all of the tv shows and movies you’ve saved on them.  But since so much of what I watch now is in HD, I decided to upgrade to the new Tivo HD boxes.  I called Tivo, explained my situation and asked them they would do to get me into a new Tivo box today!   They knocked fifty percent off of the price of each box and gave me six months of free service on each.  Deal!  I had my cable provider take away their substandard cable boxes and HD boxes and replace them with a cable card for each TV.  It was painless and required no installation on my part.

My Tivo boxes arrived in the mail and TR and I did the simple set up ourselves.  Tivo connects to you home wireless network easily- just type in your network name and password using your remote control.  I was thrilled to see the familiar Tivo logo and even more thrilled when I started playing with it and discovered a huge array of new features. Music- yes.  Radio- yes.  Traffic and Weather- yes.   Buy Movie Tickets- yes.   Podcaster- yes.  Games- yes!… and then I clicked in the VOD (Video on Demand).

No, it’s not your cable company VOD, instead it’s a one stop feature where you can access Blockbuster, Amazon Video, Netflix, YouTube, Walt Disney Studios, Jaman Movies and Shorts, Music Choice, access your own pictures and home movies by True Media and there is a new feature call Free VOD and Web Videos.

Using Free VOD and Web Videos you can view video content from Tivo partners like The New York Times, CNET and Onion News Network.  There is a search-able list of videos and web series and if your favorite web series is not listed, you can still watch it through Tivo by simply entering the RSS URL using your remote control. Geek me was in hog heaven!  I dug right in.

As you may already know, I am a friend and fan of  Kevin Pollak’s Chat Show.  Kevin Pollak, his on air sidekicks, Jaime Fox and Samm Levine and his devoted and often hysterically funny crew deliver the most in depth, entertaining and insightful interviews on the web (and tv for that matter).  I watch it live at http://kevinpollakschatshow.com live every Sunday at 5pm PST and I enjoy participating in the live chat room while I watch.  But now,  if I miss an episode, or want to watch it again, I can do so from the comfort of my bed or enjoy viewing with friends in my living room on my big screen tv.

Kevin Pollak’s Chat Show is featured in the Free VOD and Web Videos area of the Video section of Tivo Central.  You can subscribe to Kevin Pollak’s Chat Show or any of the other programs lists the same way you do with traditional television.  You can choose to record one episode, or take a season pass that will store as many episodes as you choose (up to 10).

There are many other Tivo features and hundreds of other viewing choices available through the Tivo service, far too many for me to list here.  But if you have any questions, feel free to ask me or better yet, come on over and lets watch TV!

If blogging came as effortlessly to me as tweeting, this site would be stacked with witty, thoughtful posts, (and uproarious humor). Today the top Trending Topic is “No God’. That got me going for at least two hours worth of tweets, some of the funniest wing nut @replies I ever got and a follow by the amazing @TheBlogess.

I do not have a short attention span and I like blogging. I like any kind of writing. But there is something amazingly addicting about shooting off a one liner and getting 20 immediate responses. The only thing I can compare it to is my one ill fated encounter with a crack pipe.

The first zinger I tweet in the morning is so sweet, I chase it the rest of the day,

I’m counting this as a blog post. I’m going to try to do better.

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LATEST UPDATES: State Department Contacts Twitter Over Iran…
Foreign Press Coverage Banned, Reporters Confined To Hotels…
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(via Huffington Post)

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(via TED)

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From a land where Rupert Murdoch reigns free (no not Australia)….

Thanks to Jipsi K. Pause the video; he’s the guy standing in front of Tim Horton’s.
Please feel free to re-post! You can follow Jipsi on Twitter @Jipsi

I really do try to find something to like in everyone I encounter, but this one was a toughie.

My loathing of Sarah Palin was so well known, that during the election season, while all of my friends and family were sporting cool pro Obama attire… I was given an anti- Palin cap sleeve tee for my birthday!

But low and behold, only seven months after she and her grandpa were trounced on election night, I found something the crazy, Christian, gun toting, illiterate, hillbilly governor of Alaska and I have in common, our toes!!

Now let me be clear, I am not talking about the ugly coral colored polish with white dots on her big toe. I mean her toes themselves.

From this photo is it apparent that Ms. Palin has what is commonly referred to as Greek toes (as opposed to Egyptian toes where the big toe is longer) or Morton’s toe, named for American orthopedic surgeon Dudley Joy Morton (1884–1960).

Sarah Palin and I have the same toes. Her second toe is longer than her big toe! Common ground, finally.

Maybe there is hope for Obama’s non-partisan vision of America after all.

*Note- This is a distinction I also share with Kill Bill star and QT’s favorite toe fetish model, Uma Thurman. Mr Tarantino… I’m ready for my close-up!

UPDATE: I want to make it very clear, that my second toe is only VERY slightly longer than my big toe. Still, I feel that my chances of a second date with Diddy are slim.

SHE first swung into action 50 years ago, helping her boyfriend Batman rid Gotham City of villains until she was killed off in 1979.

Now Batwoman is making a comeback, replacing Batman – who is missing, presumed dead – in the popular DC Comics series.

And this time around the superheroine’s alter ego, Kathy Kane, is a red-headed lesbian.

Billed as a “lesbian socialite by night and a crime-fighter by later in the night”, the new Batwoman is clad in a figure-hugging black outfit with knee-high red stiletto boots.

She is set to appear in at leasty 12 issues of the Detective Comics, the first of which will appear in June, the BBC reports.

“We’ve been waiting to unlock her – it’s long overdue,” DC Comics writer Greg Rucka said. “Yes, she’s a lesbian. She’s also a redhead. If people are going to have problems with it, that’s their issue.”

Batwoman was first outed in 2006 and has made a number of cameo appearances in the series.

Batman was killed by a fireball last November, though fans suspect he’ll be back.
(via Sydney Morning Herald)

I’m betting her first run in will be with Cat Woman!

Los Angeles-
Land of “too many cameras and not enough food”. (The Police)
I’m still here.
Posers, sycophants, auto-rejecters, silly German producers, insipid celebrities and skinny girls.
Sorry, I’m still here.
Wannabes, almost weres, has beens and burn outs.
I’m still here.
Wide eyed young men, expressionless bass players, drunk guy flashing his useless WGA card.
I’m still here.
Battered writers, relentless bit players, knock about blues singers working the Glendale- Pasadena- Toluca Lake bar circuit.
I am so still here for you.
Stories waiting to be told. I’m still here. I want to tell you.
Just gimme a couple more years.
I’ll still be here.

As all of us that are obsessed with Mad Men already know, in Season 2 Episode 1, Don was reading “Meditations in an Emergency” by Frank O’Hara.

The episode ends with….
“Now I am quietly waiting for the catastrophe of my personality to seem beautiful again and interesting and modern…,
Jesus, Don… it is and it does.

So for Matt Weiner, the genius who breathes life into Don, Peter (known in my house as “Warren” due to his eerie resemblance to the he/she villain in “Homicidal”), Peggy, Betty and all the rest, I submit another poem, from the same book.  One that expresses how I have always felt about the movies… and great tv and most of all great writers.

Roll on Don Draper, you tortured soul… you fucking rock.

To the film industry in crisis

Frank O’hara

Not you, lean quarterlies and swarthy periodicals
with your studious incursions toward the pomposity of ants,
nor you, experimental theatre in which Emotive Fruition
is wedding Poetic Insight perpetually, nor you,
Promenading Grand Opera, obvious as an ear (though you
are close to my heart), but you, Motion Picture Industry,
it’s you I love!In times of crisis, we must all decide again and again whom we love.
And give credit where it’s due: not to my starched nurse, who taught me
how to be bad and not bad rather than good (and has lately availed
herself of this information), not to the Catholic Church
which is at best an oversolemn introduction to cosmic entertainment,
not to the American Legion, which hates everybody, but to you
glorious Silver Screen, tragic Technicolor, amorous Cinemascope,
stretching Vistavision and startling Stereophonic Sound, with all
your heavenly dimensions and reverberations and iconoclams! To
Richard Barthelmess as the “tol’able” boy barefoot and in pants,
Jeanette MacDonald of the flaming hair and lips and long, long neck,
Sue Carroll as she sits for eternity on the damaged fender of a car
and smiles, Ginger Rogers with her pageboy bob like a sausage
on her shuffling shoulders, peach-melba-voiced Fred Astaire of the feet,
Eric von Strohnheim, the seducer of mountain-climbers’ gasping spouses,
the Tarzans, each and every one of you (I cannot bring myself to prefer
Johnny Weissmuller to Lex Baxter, I cannot!), Mae West in furry sled
her bordello radiance and bland remarks, Rudolph Valentino of the moon,
its crushing passions, and moonlike, too, the gentle Norma Shearer,
Miriam Hopkins dropping her champagne glass off Joel MacCrea’s yatch
and crying in the dappled-sea, Clark Gable rescuing Gene Tierney
from Russia and Allan Jones rescuing Kitty Carlisle from Harpo Marx,
Cornel Wilde coughing blood on the piano keys while Merle Oberon berates,
Marilyn Monroe in her little spike heels reeling through Niagara Falls,
Joseph Cotten puzzling and Orson Wells puzzled and Dolores del Rio
eating orchids for lunch and breaking mirros, Gloria Swanson reclining,
Jean Harlow reclining and wiggling, and Alice Faye reclining
and wiggling and singing, Myrna Loy being calm and wise, William Powell
in his stuning urbanity, Elizabeth Taylor blossoming, yes, to you
and all you others, the great, the near-great, the featured, the extras
who pass quickly and return in dreams saying you one or two lines,
my love!Long may you illumine space with your marvelous appearances, delays
and ennunciations, and may the money of the world glittering cover you
as you rest after a long day under the kleigh lights with your faces
in packs for our edification, the way the clouds come often at night
but the heavens operate on the star system. It is a divine precedent
you perpetuate! Roll on, reels of celluloid, as the great earth rolls on!

Today is a dark day.  One of my first Twitter followers, Rob Corddy (@robcorddry) has dumped me.  When I made this information public, thousands of high profile Twitter users blocked Rob Corddry.  His WB web show was canceled. They pulled his name off of IMDB.  Jon Stewart bitch slapped him…. and his last hair fell out.  Corddry apologized, but the dye was cast.  His wife has already filed for divorce and taken his children to Tijuana and sold them to gypsies.

I should be happy, right?  Still, I feel an odd emptiness. You never forget your first B-list comedian.
Baby, come back.  You can blame it all on me.