Today is a dark day.  One of my first Twitter followers, Rob Corddy (@robcorddry) has dumped me.  When I made this information public, thousands of high profile Twitter users blocked Rob Corddry.  His WB web show was canceled. They pulled his name off of IMDB.  Jon Stewart bitch slapped him…. and his last hair fell out.  Corddry apologized, but the dye was cast.  His wife has already filed for divorce and taken his children to Tijuana and sold them to gypsies.

I should be happy, right?  Still, I feel an odd emptiness. You never forget your first B-list comedian.
Baby, come back.  You can blame it all on me.